eh? EH?

Ho..Hum..Life's a bum..Wuts goin on fellow imbeciles? It's funny...how I'd disappeared...or so I thought from the world of blogging. Dormancy, Hibernation....call it what you may...I blame it on the utter absence of what one may term a mood. Yeah...thats right...Ever so sorely dependant on my creative mood to draft in...lately I've started wondering about WHY I should blog. Why should I spend 10-15 minutes of my day...my precious day..writing a bunch of grade-A bull plop that I find hard to believe after I've taken a 2 minute break to empty my bucket(that means taking a wiz for those not acquainted with my quaint lingo :P .....and taking a wiz means...if you don't know wut that means..close this browser..slap urself..and google it u arse!) right...carrying on ---> oh yeah, so... WHY? Why organize my thoughts, the constant stream of creative ooze, into a paragraph or 2 of blog material? WHY I ask you...and if u dare to care....answer me this..and may the groove be with u !